i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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