i jhust puked up my retainher.
Fuck appropriateness.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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