After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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