I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
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