she was so not down for the gang bang
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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