Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
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My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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