omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
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Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
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She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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