just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
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I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
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True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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