one might say we're banned from that church
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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