Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
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spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
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Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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