they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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