this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
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Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
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You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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