So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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