Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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