Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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