Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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