What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
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hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
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But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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