If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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