This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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