Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
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No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
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I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
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