where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
