What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
