Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
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sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
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and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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