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i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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