This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
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I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
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Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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