No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
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Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
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Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
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