Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Randomize
