id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
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i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
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Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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