Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
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I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
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Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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