My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
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sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
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making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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