How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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