I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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