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I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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