I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
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