Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
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