How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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