i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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