so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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