but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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