they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
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he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
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No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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