I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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