HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
