Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
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Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
What drink are we having for lunch?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
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There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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