Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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