I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
now i know why i became what i already was.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
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his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
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Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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