I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
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You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
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Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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