My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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