Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
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Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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