honey bunches of taint.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
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I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
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He better not be in your backpack
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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