He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
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Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
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I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize