I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
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Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
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We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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