i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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