well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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