Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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