We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
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we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
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Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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