people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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