roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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