Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
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her facebook's as public as her vagina
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
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If i need to get strippers involved i will.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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