Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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